Stacy pours chocolate sauce down her throat while Snoop cheers her on. – Nikki and her glasses get “Spit or Swallow”. Snoop turns on her when she refuses to lift her skirt.

She’s cute, but entering a contest where nudity is the defining factor and then refusing to show anything is pretty counterproductive. She does the worst fake orgasm I’ve ever heard and gets moved along. – Kerry the Virgin gets “Fake an Orgasm” after some deft wheel-fixing from Test while Joe suggests “Losing Your Virginity to Snoop” and Snoop chants “Suck this dick”. – Video clip of a girl calling her mom before flashing.Īnd now the final portion (thankfully)…the Talent Contest. Joe & Snoop keep encouraging them to do more and the producers keep rushing them off the stage instead. Yeah, that’s what I want to see on this sort of show – the girls NOT flashing. Stacy encourages Nikki to show her tits, but she refuses. Asimina does a backflip and Snoop comments that he’d like to see her do it with a dick in her mouth. The girls are all rushed out again, this time in bikinis, and rushed off again. So basically they get people to pay $20 to see something you can’t see on Smackdown, and then deliver the same stupid non-finish you see on Smackdown and just as much skin, if not less. You wouldn’t think that you could fuck up a challenge where girls take off their tops, but there ya go.

Torrie is “injured” and Snoop is so concerned that he yells “Get the ass shot!” as she’s lying in pain on the stage. Yes, they booked a WRESTLING ANGLE on a softcore porn PPV. Why you would want to piss off your audience? Torrie comes out in a bikini and Stacy does a tequila shot off her chest (only lasted about 2 seconds), and she’s about to take off her top when Nidia clocks her with a chair in a lame bit and they get into a quick fight before being dragged apart by security. Nidia comes out, refuses to take off her top (despite being a former stripper) and thus draws heel heat. I stand in awe of the marketing machine that is the WWE. – Coach stops to shill the new Playboy with Torrie. – First contestant: Robin, who can do it every night. – Your judges: Torrie Wilson (carrying a drink and looking pretty liquored), Test (also carrying a drink and a video camera, which is a good combo), Kylie Max (a supermodel who I don’t know), Snoop Dogg (so drunk he could be an honorary Canadian – more on that to come) and Joe Francis (the guy who owns the company doing a Herb Abrams deal). – Meanwhile, in Panama City, Josh Matthews encourages some girls to flash. Coach explains the rules as though anyone cares.

– The concept for the show is the “Miss GGW 2003” pageant, as they’re set up on a stage for the main part of the show, with throws to various locations elsewhere. That’s not asking too much for a PPV clearly rated “MA”. The occasional softcore lesbian action, why not? At the very least, I figured, for $20 and with the WWE hyping the “who looks better naked” challenge with a former stripper and a current Playboy centerfold, there’d be SOMEONE from the WWE showing their shit as advertised. Now, having seen my share of the videos, I had a pretty good idea of what I was at the very least expecting to see going in. That should have been a red light right there, but where there’s PPV revenue to be had, there’s the WWE. – This was originally supposed to be in Panama City, but legal reasons forced them to switch to another locale, and SEVERELY tone down the usual content for the Girls Gone Wild stuff.

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